"Don't guys dream about waking up to a semi-naked woman crawling all over them?"
"No. Guys dream about waking up to a blow job."
"Hmmph. Well, I dream about coming home to a nice breakfast that you've made me and a warm, fluffy blanket."
At this point he has started to rearrange the bedding and I think that maybe it's only a matter of time until my dream comes true.
*Wonk*
My head is hit against the headboard as he tries to wrangle me into a semblance of sleep.
"Oh, I get it. You're trying to give me a concussion. 'This'll taste so good, you won't even want tea.' Thanks."
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This made me laugh.
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